
I’m all about making dinner rolls right now so this blog post is going to be short and sweet. Because let’s be honest, is there much of anything that is better than hot, fresh, homemade dinner rolls, I ask? I think not.
There is nothing like the smell of freshly baked bread in a kitchen. Mmmmmmm….. can you smell it? Nothing seduces the senses better than the smell of fresh bread baking and eating it hot is even better!!
Alrighty then, I got a little carried away. Since I can’t share my buns with you guys, I’ll leave you with a classic joke that I just thought of.
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An elderly couple, both in their 70's, is enjoying an anniversary dinner in a small tavern when the husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"Ok," he says, "how about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old times’ sake?"
"Oooooooh! Henry, that sounds like a good idea!" she answers.
A police officer is sitting in the next booth, listening to them and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see this. Two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble," and he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by canes. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her panties down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs onto the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen! They are bucking and jumping like 18 year olds. She's yelling, "Ohhh, God," and he's hanging onto her hips for dear life. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed! He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back on.The policeman, still watching, thinks, "That was truly amazing! He was going like a jackrabbit. I've got to ask him what his secret is."
As the couple slowly walks by, he says, "That was something else! You must have been having sex for about 40 minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret," the old man says, "50 years ago that damn fence wasn't electric!"